my story's written in blood,bullets,&blondes.

i talk to greg, he's a fool.

thats the end of that.

















this weekend.


was very much fun.




friday.

well, on friday, me and emily and hannah went thrifting after school.
i got some amazing new duddds.


after that, we called kris, and went to pizazz. delicious.

quite appetizing, i'm not gonna lie.



so after that, we dropped hannah off at home, and we went to vinces.

i got sooooo frogged and soo apposhed
and sat on some boys lap.

actually, i was sitting with some boy that twin made out with last weekend.

why do me and hannah always end up with the same boys? [sometimes]

whatever.

i went home, and passed out.


saturday, oh saturday.groovin all week with you!

well, FUCKIGN MICKEY AVALON 18+++! HELL TO THE NO.

regardless, we ended up going to
the upstairs show at the grog shop: under the influence of giants.

and boy, was i under the influence.

gin and juice***

matt drove us down, not before we stopped at giant eagle.

and me and kris ran in, bought lime juice, and went to pee.

hahah. some crazy man went up to kris and this was their conversation:

Man: "is that all yous buyin? lime juice?"
Kris:"Yea, i'm drinkin soco."
Man:"OoOoOoOoh, i did not know!!!"

well anyways, we went to coventry.

when we got into the show, it was pretty empty, but whatever.


some man started dancing with me , even though i can't dance.

so as the concert progressed, so did the drunkeness.
so he taught me.

then some guy who worked there checked my purse MId-show. i was angry.

but have no fear! i come prepared with extra bottles!!!!

then, we met some band. and that's wehre all the trouble started.

the band : HeadQuarters
the problem :I'm not a groupie.

but they didn't care. their manager came up to me and was like "that boy's single, and he think's you're very cute."

well some guy from the band was praising me for my outfit.
he was obviously trying to get some sweet soph ass.

not succesful.

but he kept telling me how i was pretty and how i dress so amazing, unlike any other girl he's met.

well, he wasn't lying. i do have a killer sense of fashion.

yeah. well hannah got kicked out
[not before she was making otu with a band member in the hallway and he bought her a drink and everyone saw]

too bad she isn't 23. idiots. all idiots.

so she got kicked out while i was being flattered by the band boy.

so she went into some van with him.
then kris and matt got kicked out.

all my friends do is get me into trouble!!

and then i went outside to check on her.

when i did, i met some boy. his name was matt green. he has a record label thing or something.


well, boy was he trouble.

i bought a calvin klein from him.

something i dare not say what it is.
but kris got sooo pissed at me and matt for it.


lemme tell you, it is soooo overrated.


last night, me and emily just ate alot, and were being girlssss.
as usual. naive fools.

josy came home last night.



so tally for this weekend
I recieved:
2 phone numbers
1 free cd
7 headaches [alcohol induced]
3 times i thought i was dying
1 fight with best friend
1 time i saw through my eyelids

among other things.







word to your mother, chicken lover <3





- jordan




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