All I am is a piece of wood cut from something living.touch me,I dont feel to good [Im cold but Im not shivering]

oh geeze oh man.



this has been one of the more eventful weekends in my life.













friday.



after school, me and emily and twin went thrifting.
but first we went to McDu's.
got some McChickens.
and had a merp or too.

after we got our McFill, we went to the park and swang on some swings.


then....we went thrifting.


i got these amazing suspenders.
they are neon yellowish highlighter color.
and have a ninjaturtle thing on it.



i also got some bitchen shoes. and some other crap that ill probably loose
[not meant to rhyme, though i am pretty wicked with the mic]



well after thrifting, we were all so tired and drained.

we went our seperate ways.


later that night, i dont really remember.

oh yeah.
ashley called,
me and the twin
and invited us to sit at kris's.


we ended up going to vinces.
but it was really fun this time.



he had a party.
and there were alot of people there.


it was great.

glow sticks all around for the people rolling around.


like alot of kids showed up there.

whatever.


mid-froggness, me ,ashley,emily and hannah left to pick up two boys.

we went to some other gathering of people and i got even more frogged.



there was some relaly young mother there. like i dont know.
and i was dead serious, and i was like
"Oh my god you look so good! what's your secret!?"

which is fucking hilarious.

i am a comical mastermind, or something.



we headed back to the house party, and things just got crazy.
i kissd some boy, and then i realized the truth.
and got the hell away from him.

[which didnt work because he continuted to follow me]


damn me for being a fool!





i got into a deep conversation with some boy about bruno knows what.

kris was trying to teach hannah how to dance 'sexy'
and proceeded to explain how "you have to feel the rhytm, and move your hips."
something along those lines.

she is also a comedian.




then we went home.

and i got bitched at .

my parents were like "you're drunk"
and i was just trying to eat the food i gathered from the kitchen.



fucking life.
lemme tell ya about it.




on saturday i woke up, and went to brio with the fam [minus twin] b/c josy was intown.


it was delicous.
then we went to the grocery store, and i got some delicous schnack, of course.



that night was mickey avalon.

first of all, i need to say how we'd all been takling about how great the night is going to be.

we should never do that, because that jinx any chance of a succesful night.


around 745 8ish, we went to pregame at the regular.
around 9 , we pickedu p dave, and went to the grog.


horribleness from the start.

after like 10 minutes, hannah and kris got kicked the fuck out.

awful.


but we saw triangle head.
and some other freaks.


i met some cute boy outside the grog .
good thing i gave him my digits, werd.


but yeah, the show.
i mathed with dave in girls b-room and got bitched at by a fatty.
[she was just bitter for her diameter.]


i honeslty like dont remember any of that night
exept we left.
went to vinces.

and then we went home.


who knows what else.










after i got home i got some terrible news.



my best friends got in a car accident.
the car got totalled.
DUI's galore.

[by the way , that was right after those same people dropped me off]

i fucking hate life.




i wish i was there to have done something.


like my little love is so damaged <3
:-'(


but its okay.

because girlie, im there at AA with you all the way
[if that's what you have to do]












hi, my name is jordan, and i dont have a drinking problem, i have a drinking solution.







lets see.
yesterday me and emily got stranded at a mall with an unusally high rape rate,
meg j called me,
josy left yesterday,
and thats the end of that.










i have pictures. if anyone wants to see, request, because im not really sure about these ones.



























PEACE OUT!!!!!!