sweetness, i was only joking when i said id like to smash every tooth in your head.
well.
this week has been productive.
after a few day of laying around.
oh fuck.
who am i kidding?
i have the worst memory every.
trying to recap my week is turning out to be a mess. so ill just write everything in the wrong order.
the three ladys
twins and Em
went to Cedar and Lee and saw Mrs.Potter.
[renee, gotta HATE you and your old squints mcgee look]
it was the WORST movie ever.
the only good part about it was the i was frogged.
and every 2 minutes i got up to have a merp.
so i only saw the crazy animated rabbits[basically.i
me. emily,and twin.
we planned on going sledding.
[even though i HATE HATE HATE being outside]
so we met up with Dan, potential love intrest for emily, at the enclave around 10ishor 9ish.
we went to Gates Mills Hill.
i just sat and complained.
emily and hannah went down once and emily smashed her pretty face and scratched it up.
I suggested Starfucks [for hott cocoa, duh]
and so we were off.
then P.R. called. and met us up there.
we went to CVS. bought some frogges.
SoCo and Carlos. so fucking classy.
then we drove Dan back down to his car in Downtown Willoughby and went to Dunkin Donoughts.
already slightly intoxicated.
i kept trying to persuade some egyptian to give emily free food.
id didnt work.
but it turns out he knows some old friends ,Dan and Joe, who happend to walk through the door .
it was pretty funny seeing them.
so imade dan have a merp with me.
he procedded to call me 'the posterchild of anorexia'
and emily got a free bagel.
not a bad night at all.
the following day, i just layed around.
the twin and i watched a really good movie called 'happy campers'
it made me realize, 'hey soph, youll be alone your entire life.'
ash bania got of work earlier than expected.
and she dyed her golden locks, picked up the little one,
and met up with dan and asian and joe.
then she got the twins.
everyone had frogs.
we drove up to the cheap theater.
bought tix for some nicolas cage movie
[top 2 worst actor, after John Travolta, inturn making Face off WORST MOVIE EVER]
we walked out and drove up to those apartments were the han spitting in kris's hair incident took place.
of course we blasted some damn music and made fools of ourselves.
then out of his brilliant mind, Ben decided we should go to the ghetto.
like, the literal ghetto.
it was a terrible drive down, kris was so nervous.
but when we got to some gas station me and her peed.
when we walked outside the car was out of sight and we freaked out.
crazy ghetto dwellers kept telling us to walk down some alley.
AHGHGHGH.
we drove back home.and horseface gave the ol' ash bania a ring.
so kris starting slitting this girl like mad, asking her how she got out of her stable.
and nayiing at her.
HILAriOuS.
following the ghetto we went to vinces, picked him up, hebought us 40s, we went back to apartments.
ditched the dumb boys.
met up with p.r. alex and their friend at taco bell.
the rest of the night is history.
[well not really because whenever i ask anyone else who was there what happend , they dont know either]
after that mess of a nighti woke up at like three.
made ramen[which ive done every morning for the past week]
and watched felicity.
me and the bania and the twin hung out around 8ish.
went to richmond mall.
and bought some shit.
while at the mall....
1.hannah met a hotty bo body
2.tupac asked ash bania for a booty call
3. some big black lady asked hannah if she'd ever had some 'women lovin' and if she ever would want to
4.discovered some fabulous stores
5.i made it my mission to buy a sweatshirt that says 'shortie'
7. got a zample. yay!
after getting me my mcchicken of choice, we went to ash's home.
brentaro bitched and moaned.
and us three ladies were glued to the t.v. watching something about morbid obesity.
and got to see a lovley dance class for the hefty ladies of our country.
SO GreAt.
then we watched zoolander
[I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECK TIE! I DID! WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE!? NOTHING! NOTHING!]
girl talked.
ate croutons.
and then at like 12 we went home where we watched the new entrouage [amazing]
and i stayed up till 4 in the morning watching sex and the city.
now im up.
have to go make ramen.
peace out everyone!!!
this week has been productive.
after a few day of laying around.
oh fuck.
who am i kidding?
i have the worst memory every.
trying to recap my week is turning out to be a mess. so ill just write everything in the wrong order.
the three ladys
twins and Em
went to Cedar and Lee and saw Mrs.Potter.
[renee, gotta HATE you and your old squints mcgee look]
it was the WORST movie ever.
the only good part about it was the i was frogged.
and every 2 minutes i got up to have a merp.
so i only saw the crazy animated rabbits[basically.i
me. emily,and twin.
we planned on going sledding.
[even though i HATE HATE HATE being outside]
so we met up with Dan, potential love intrest for emily, at the enclave around 10ishor 9ish.
we went to Gates Mills Hill.
i just sat and complained.
emily and hannah went down once and emily smashed her pretty face and scratched it up.
I suggested Starfucks [for hott cocoa, duh]
and so we were off.
then P.R. called. and met us up there.
we went to CVS. bought some frogges.
SoCo and Carlos. so fucking classy.
then we drove Dan back down to his car in Downtown Willoughby and went to Dunkin Donoughts.
already slightly intoxicated.
i kept trying to persuade some egyptian to give emily free food.
id didnt work.
but it turns out he knows some old friends ,Dan and Joe, who happend to walk through the door .
it was pretty funny seeing them.
so imade dan have a merp with me.
he procedded to call me 'the posterchild of anorexia'
and emily got a free bagel.
not a bad night at all.
the following day, i just layed around.
the twin and i watched a really good movie called 'happy campers'
it made me realize, 'hey soph, youll be alone your entire life.'
ash bania got of work earlier than expected.
and she dyed her golden locks, picked up the little one,
and met up with dan and asian and joe.
then she got the twins.
everyone had frogs.
we drove up to the cheap theater.
bought tix for some nicolas cage movie
[top 2 worst actor, after John Travolta, inturn making Face off WORST MOVIE EVER]
we walked out and drove up to those apartments were the han spitting in kris's hair incident took place.
of course we blasted some damn music and made fools of ourselves.
then out of his brilliant mind, Ben decided we should go to the ghetto.
like, the literal ghetto.
it was a terrible drive down, kris was so nervous.
but when we got to some gas station me and her peed.
when we walked outside the car was out of sight and we freaked out.
crazy ghetto dwellers kept telling us to walk down some alley.
AHGHGHGH.
we drove back home.and horseface gave the ol' ash bania a ring.
so kris starting slitting this girl like mad, asking her how she got out of her stable.
and nayiing at her.
HILAriOuS.
following the ghetto we went to vinces, picked him up, hebought us 40s, we went back to apartments.
ditched the dumb boys.
met up with p.r. alex and their friend at taco bell.
the rest of the night is history.
[well not really because whenever i ask anyone else who was there what happend , they dont know either]
after that mess of a nighti woke up at like three.
made ramen[which ive done every morning for the past week]
and watched felicity.
me and the bania and the twin hung out around 8ish.
went to richmond mall.
and bought some shit.
while at the mall....
1.hannah met a hotty bo body
2.tupac asked ash bania for a booty call
3. some big black lady asked hannah if she'd ever had some 'women lovin' and if she ever would want to
4.discovered some fabulous stores
5.i made it my mission to buy a sweatshirt that says 'shortie'
7. got a zample. yay!
after getting me my mcchicken of choice, we went to ash's home.
brentaro bitched and moaned.
and us three ladies were glued to the t.v. watching something about morbid obesity.
and got to see a lovley dance class for the hefty ladies of our country.
SO GreAt.
then we watched zoolander
[I INVENTED THE PIANO KEY NECK TIE! I DID! WHAT HAVE YOU EVER DONE!? NOTHING! NOTHING!]
girl talked.
ate croutons.
and then at like 12 we went home where we watched the new entrouage [amazing]
and i stayed up till 4 in the morning watching sex and the city.
now im up.
have to go make ramen.
peace out everyone!!!
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