wait a second,maybe a minute, you might feel woozy.

i got back from miami university today.
got asweet dress.
[but i don thtink ill ever wear it]
i really dont like miami. there are definantly only certain people who can go there. and they are not people i'd like to associate. drunken frat parties everywhere, which isnt bad, but when they are slobby sweaty and hairy it mos def is.

but i did see Disturbia.
and developed a new and deep LOVE for SHia Lawhateverthe fuck.
for real.
that kid is my Numer 1.


sue bri and twin , with me, made the long drive back from miami [5 hours]
i read go ask alice [for the 22 billionth time]

so many things in that book stab me in the chest.
its true that when she says "once you try them, there isnt' a life without drugs."
i mean im not saying im addicted to drugs, but they alter your mind so much, that i guess its like everyone is changed for the BETTER after experemination.
but it really depresses me.
and it really GRINDS MY GEARS that the diary is probably all fictitious.


we arrived in shitville around, id say 9.
i dolled myself up.
and the bania picked the twins up.

we were supposed to go to a show, but unfortunatnly we ended up subjecting ourselves to another night of random parking lots
ben dan and ash and twin.
yadda yadda yadda
we then made the smart choice to make our way to the ghetto. [again]

i went into some dive bar down in the middle of east cleveland.
BY MYSELF.

[thanks bitches]




whatever. went home.

tra la la.
i dont remember exactly what i did the next day.






but some time after...
me kris twin and em went to fridays.
we pigged out.
and boy, let me tell you, BABY TIRED AFTER BABY MEAL.

it was delicous.
and fruitful.





day afterthat....

school was a bore as expected.i hated returning to that hell hole.
got home. moped around. like a damn lincon log.
but emily texted me because it was HALF PRICE MONDAY! nothing like HALF PRICE rags to cheer a gal up!
so we went to Unique thrift. or whatever.


i got some neat doo dads.


later me and twin frogged and watched Detroit Rock City.

lets seee..lets see.


today.
school was a bore.

in art class me and nikki had a 50 minute conversation about I love New York.
bla bla bla.
me and lyzz walked around during journalism and bullshited the period away.
went to the libizzle.
sue got me.
we went home.

later
ate din - dinn dinna.
me em and hannah met at the bridge, walked up to lander and swang.

ash and kris picked us up.because they wanted some Num Num
we went to chipolte.
line was tooo long.
so we left.
then we just got schnack from speedwayyyy.



went home.
just got out of the shower.
here i is world!










so what have i accomplished this week?

-liver damage galore.
-sometime during a frogged haze i proceeded to buy 'Superman' by Eminem on my phone
-i am going to be New York [aka tiffany] for halloween
-its hard out there for a pimp [and a little white suburbian girl]
-caught up on shin chan and felicity
-became another statistic and ate my way into an early grave.
-realized asian kids too are insane and can give our schools a bad name, and make everyone afraid to go to school and/or send their loved ones to school.








Hi, Im Mo'Oprah, and thanks for your time this week.







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