i can't be shocked like i was before;so don't throw your rocks at my window no more.

well this blog is about saturday. and saturday only.
because it deserves its own.





lets set the mood.


i was sitting at home. in my filthy pjs.
it was...around 9. thats my guess of time.

so.
me. filthy. ugly as fuck.
and lauren asked me to hang out.

okay.


so i got ready.
dressed in my new duds.
[mistake number one]

she came about an houyr later
[she lives very far]

so we went to champps.
obviously the twin was working.

we stayed there till like 11.
well.
we were in laurens car.
with gin and juice.
clearly.
we think we are snoop.
but whatever.

so yeah.
i watched wondershowzen on her ipod. and then we just left. cause hannah got a ride down to coventry.

well on the way down to coventry.
it was fun. we frogged alot.
but then we got down there. and i threw up. because i dont drink sugary drinks.
and she had some wine thing. and it gave me the worst chest pains of my life.
but then i ate. cause i guess i needed some bread or food in the system.


that was the lowpoint of the night.

after i got guys.
the party started.

serously.
like one of the most fun nights in so long.




to be honest.
i remember like 2 seconds of the night.

i talked to a bunch of ghetto guys who were drinking moonshine.
and i was being a bitch to them.
because they tried to intimidate me.
and it was fucking hilarious.
but after that.
me and lauren went into some bar.


she stole wristbands so we could frog.
and we went in.
and some guy bought me scotch on the rocks.

i was so drunk.

i have bruises all over my body.
i remember accidently stepping on a skateboard.
thats the only thing i remember that could explain these bruises.


but whatever.
i bought about 12 slices of pizza for some reason.

lets see.
what else. what else. what else.
oh.


lauren almost got arrested.
she somehow opened a tab up. and tried to walk out.
so i made someone give me 20$ and they paid it .


i went home with NOT lauren.
i have no clue what happend to her.

i just heard from her for the first time in 2 days. [well twin did]


and yeah.


good night.





goodnight now.









i have to go make an english muffin.




and i know for a fact, that 'i cant believe its not butter ' is butter.
if it tastes like butter.
and looks like butter.
it fukcing is.





period.